The Bum Dildo of Vengance

Sep 17

geardrops:

oh god what is it doing oh no and then i hit the audio button and oh god bury me where i fall

Sep 17
Sep 17
awwww-cute:

He finally grew into that bow tie

awwww-cute:

He finally grew into that bow tie

Sep 17
Sep 17

ambidexterous:

overanalyticalqueer:

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true

Sep 17

heirsoferror:

This was in Las Vegas & fucked everyone up

Sep 17

waisted-closet:

Today in forensics we were looking at a picture of a bunny and one girl mentioned her hate for rabbits. Obviously, everyone was shocked. I very calmly turned around and said

"I get it, bunnies aren’t as cute as everyone supposes. They’ve got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what’s with all the carrots?"

My friends were amazed with my buffy quoting abilities

Sep 17
fuckyeahtattoos:

Sailor Mars ribbon. Santiago, Chile. Pequeño Tokio Tattoo Studio.

fuckyeahtattoos:

Sailor Mars ribbon. Santiago, Chile. Pequeño Tokio Tattoo Studio.

Sep 17

bekah-bo0m:

broccoleafveins:

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

I FEEL OLD

Sep 17

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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Sep 16
pleatedjeans:

the real pusheen!

pleatedjeans:

the real pusheen!

Sep 16
Sep 16

drooliasnott:

brutalbeta:

Don’t remember where I found these, but whoever made them is a hero.

PERFECT LOOPS  *__*